Angela Dodson
Nude

When a gorgeous blonde with a perfect rack tells you she’s as pure as the driven snow, you can bet there are some shenanigans afoot. But when the angelic Angela Dodson did it to some poor schmuck, there was a whole lot more going on. Born in Port Neches Texas, Angela was inspired by her placement in the Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest and work as an extra in Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding (2003), to ditch her job at a chiropractor’s office and head to LA to make it as an actress whose gift from God, heavy hangers may cause back pain in the future but bring us oh so much joy in the present. Her lack of film credits and relative anonymity were a huge asset, since she landed the role of the virginal Molly Crabtree on The Joe Schmo Show. It was a reality show where everyone but one misled fool was in on the joke, playing some form of reality TV stereotype including Kristen Wiig‘s marriage counselor character. Like a magician’s assistant, it was hard for the mark to figure out the scam when Dodson kept bouncing her mams. Angela looked to capitalize on the success of the show by busting her skinema virginity in the Paris Hilton vehicle National Lampoons Pledge This! (2006). Angela’s funbags are constantly on display, whether in bed with a bunch of other topless women, shaking them at some lucky fella or having a young man fantasize about them. You’re gonna need to recite the Pledge of Allegiance to deflate your hard on because those DD’s will have you like dddDodson, dddddamn son! Next she joined the comedy about a magical cell phone genie, Pretty Cool Too! (2007) and once again her pretty cool set of two’s came out to play. The djinn master turned bater walks in on Angela in the bathtub, but when she freaks out he says you don’t see me and the genie obliges. In turn, an apparently unaware Angela hops out of the tub and dries off her rack and ass. Then we see her poolside, sans bikini top telling a men to get over here or, as her hands drift towards her bikini bottoms, she’ll start without him. We all know the cautionary tale of monkey’s paw, but we’d roll the dice it if it meant pawing the tail and titanic Texas titties of Angela Dodson!